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November 23, 2014

The Thief

A thief and his girlfriend were walking down Main Street when she spotted a beautiful diamond ring in a jewelry store window. "Wow, I'd sure love to have that!" she said.

 

"No problem, baby," the thief says, throwing a brick through the glass and grabbing the ring.

 

A few blocks later, his girlfriend was admiring a leather jacket in another shop window.

"What I'd give to own that!" she said.

 

"Sure thing, darling," the guy says again, throwing another brick through the window and snatching the coat.

 

Finally, turning for home, they pass a Mercedes car dealership. "Boy, I'd do anything for one of those!" she said to her boyfriend.

 

"Forget it!" the guy moans, "Do you think I'm made of bricks or something!?"

 

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