You Must Be Proud
mothers were talking about their sons.
first said, "My son is such a saint. He works hard, doesn't smoke,
and he hasn't so much as looked at a woman in over two years."
other woman said, "Well, my son is a saint himself. Not only hasn't
he not looked at a woman in over three years, but he hasn't touched a drop
of liquor in all that time."
word," the first mother said. "You must be so proud."
am," the second mother replied. "And when he's paroled next
month, I'm going to throw him a big party."