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Chuckle
Give me a sense of humor, Lord.
Give me the grace to see a joke,
to get some humor out of life,
and pass it on to other folks.
Give me the grace to see a joke,
to get some humor out of life,
and pass it on to other folks.
June 7, 2026
Little Johnny
The teacher heard Little Johnny use some serious language and was shocked. “Little Johnny, don’t you ever use language like that again, not near me, not ever. Where on earth did you learn that?”
“I got it from my dad, Miss,” replies Johnny.
“Well, your daddy should be ashamed. I hope you don’t know what all that even means?”
“Oh, but I do,” says Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”
Little Johnny
The teacher heard Little Johnny use some serious language and was shocked. “Little Johnny, don’t you ever use language like that again, not near me, not ever. Where on earth did you learn that?”
“I got it from my dad, Miss,” replies Johnny.
“Well, your daddy should be ashamed. I hope you don’t know what all that even means?”
“Oh, but I do,” says Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”